Good Morning!  10/2/2022

Today’s Theme: Bird

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Todays Weather              LaPorte Indiana              Provided by NOAA

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LaPorte Indiana weather for 10/2/2022:
43°currently
69/35 °high/low
E 0 mph winds
Precipitation: Sunny

Todays Joke                    

Sent to us by:   Best Funny Joke

Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty.
He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say: “Jesus is watching you!” Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again.
“Jesus is watching you,” the voice boomed again.
The burglar stopped dead again.
He was frightened.
Frantically, he looked all around.
In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parrot.
He asked the parrot: “Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?” “Yes”, said the parrot.
The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, and asked the parrot: “What’s your name?” “Clarence,” said the bird.
“That’s a dumb name for a parrot,” sneered the burglar.
“What idiot named you Clarence?” The parrot said, “The same idiot who named the Rottweiller Jesus.”

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Quotes

“If you are wealthy, be humble. Plants bend when they bear fruit.” 

Sai Baba

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Good Morning!  10/1/2022

Today’s Theme:

Photo of the Day: Stripes

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LaPorte Indiana weather for 10/1/2022:
53°currently
68/46°high/low
2 mph winds
Precipitation: clear view of the sun

Todays Joke                    

Sent to us by:   Frangi Pangi

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  • Stripes are a timeless pattern and have never truly gone out of style in today’s society. They still have a connotation of acting bold and daring. Stripes attract the eye and play with the eye; they will always stand out in a room filled with bold colours
     

Quotes

“If you are wealthy, be humble. Plants bend when they bear fruit.” 

Sai Baba

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https://www.hersheyland.com/recipes/kisses-candy-cane-blossoms.html

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Good Morning!  9/30/2022

Today’s Theme: Cow

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LaPorte Indiana weather for 9/30/2022:
38°currently
66/42°high/low
E 0 mph winds
Precipitation: Some of the blue sky will be visible

Todays Joke                    

Sent to us by:  Readers Digest

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Cows go.

Cows go who?

No, silly, cows go moo!

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Fact brought to us by: Clover Meadow Beef

cow has 32 teeth, and will chew about 40-50 times a minute. A cow will chew for up to eight hours a day, and can move their jaws about 40,000 times a day.

Quotes

“If you are wealthy, be humble. Plants bend when they bear fruit.” 

Sai Baba

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Good Morning!  9/29/2022

Today’s Theme: Lighthouse

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LaPorte Indiana weather for 9/28/2022:
36°currently
62/39°high/low
E 0 mph winds
Precipitation: God is not crying today

Todays Joke                    

Sent to us by:   Upjoke

An American battleship ship is traveling at night around Canada when the radio comes on. It says “Canadian Navy to American Battleship, we have detected that you are on a collision course with us. Please alter your course 5 degrees north by north-east to avoid collision, over.”

The ship’s captain looks at his crewmates, gives them a wink, and picks up the radio. He replies, “American Battleship to Canadian Navy, you are on a collision course with us. Please alter *your* course 5 degrees south by southwest to avoid collision. Over.”

The radio comes back on. “Canadian Navy to American Battleship, we can’t do that. Please alter your course 5 degrees north by north-east to avoid collision. Over.”

The captain takes the radio and, in his best show of authority, says “American Battleship to Canadian Navy. We are the USS Lincoln, one of the largest naval vessels in the entire US navy, and escorted by multiple support ships. If you do not alter your course, we will be forced to defend ourselves to avoid collision. Over.”

The radio goes silent for a moment.

Finally, it comes back on. “Canadian Navy to American Battleship. We are a lighthouse. Your call. Over.”

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Fact brought to you by: Kickass Facts

  • In 1881, an ice floe forced the Sharp’s Island Lighthouse off its foundations, after which it floated nearly five miles down the Chesapeake with its keepers still inside until it ran aground, allowing the men to escape unharmed.

Quotes

“A lighthouse is not interested in who gets its light! It just gives it without thinking! Giving light is its nature!”

Mehmet Murat ildan 

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The Blind Stevie Wonder

I once saw a video of a guy holding up a sign that said “I love you Stevie” at a Stevie Wonder concert….. I think about this a lot.

Good Morning!  9/28/2022

Today’s Theme: Deer

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LaPorte Indiana weather for 9/28/2022:
47°currently
58/37°high/low
0 mph winds
Rain this Morning

Todays Joke                    

Sent to us by:   John R

What do deer call hunters?

Doe Foe!

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  • Deer have an excellent sense of smell that they constantly improve by licking their noses to keep them moist. The shape of a deer’s foot allows it to survive in most habitats, such as a rainforest or tundra. Just like cows, deers have a four-chambered stomach. Deer do not have gallbladders.
     

Quotes

“If you are wealthy, be humble. Plants bend when they bear fruit.” 

Sai Baba

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Good Morning!  9/26/2022

Today’s Theme: Corn

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LaPorte Indiana weather for 9/26/2022:
52°currently
56/49°high/low
NW 15 mph winds
Rain

Todays Joke                    

Sent to us by:   Arlene M.

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“U.S. corn exports set a record in 2021 at $18.7 billion. The sharp increase was attributed to China’s increased demand for imported corn and reduced competition from Brazil and Ukraine in other markets. Exports to China totaled $5.1 billion, sharply up from last year’s record. China became the largest destination for U.S. corn.” USDA

Quotes

“If you are wealthy, be humble. Plants bend when they bear fruit.” 

Sai Baba

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Good Morning!  9/26/2022

Today’s Theme: Goose

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LaPorte Indiana weather for 9/25/2022:
53°currently
60/47°high/low
3 mph winds

Todays Joke                    

Sent to us by:   Arlene M.

Which side of a goose has the most feathers?

The outside.

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“Goslings will bond to anything. Whatever a gosling sees when they first hatch, they will bond to. This includes anything that moves, whether it is alive or not. It may also include people if you happen to be around when the goslings are hatching.”

Quotes

“If you are wealthy, be humble. Plants bend when they bear fruit.” 

Sai Baba

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Your Biggest Fan

September 25 2022
by Kimberly Mann

National Daughter Day brings to mind all the years I had when my Mother and Father offered praise for all that I had accomplished whether it was learning my ABCs at three years old or getting my first job at seventeen.

The years went on with less and less contact to where Holidays were the only times we spent together but phone calls of praise came at least once per week.

Its really tough when those phone calls slow down and only one of your most ultimate fans is left because you know the day is coming when those phone calls will cease to exist as they do with all human beings. On that day, the meaning of National Daughter day will change forever.

Take advantage of the bickering and fighting. It means they love you and will fight to help you along your path.