A policeman in the big city stops a man in a car with a large tortoise in the front seat.
“What are you doing with that turtle?” He exclaimed, “You should take it to the zoo.”
The following week, the same policeman sees the same man with the turtle again in the front seat, with both of them wearing sunglasses. The policeman pulls him over.
“I thought you were going to take that turtle to the zoo!”
The man replied, “I did. We had such a good time we are going to the beach this weekend!”