Smilin’ Ice

One day, Billy walked up to his mother and asked her a couple of questions. 

The first question was, “Mother, how old are you?” 

She responded, “Ladies are not supposed to tell their age.” 

Then Billy asked, “How much do you weigh?” 

His mum responded, “Ladies aren’t you supposed to tell their weight” 

The third question was, “Why did you divorce Daddy?” 

At that moment, Timmy, Billy’s friend rang the doorbell. Billy’s mum was relieved that Billy had left. 

Billy told Timmy that he was trying to find out some questions from his mum. 

Timmy replied, “Check her driver’s license.” 

Billy’s mum had just renewed her licence and Billy was in luck. 

Billy later went to his mum and said, “I know how old you are and you are 39.” 

I also know that you weigh 130 lbs and I know why you divorced Daddy too.” 

“Why?”, asked Billy’s mum. 

“Because you got an F in sex.”

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