Open the Door

A cop pulls a guy over for suspected drunk driving. The cop opens the door and the driver falls out onto the asphalt. The cop says, “Holy sh**, you’re so drunk, you can’t even walk!”

The drunk says, “No sh**, that’s why I took my car!”

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