Hawaiian Polynesian Style

Hawaii’s indigenous Polynesian people, the Orakama, are very careful to insure the safety of the women who get married. They have declared it illegal to eat your second wife. Whether or not that same rule works for the first, third, or any subsequent wives isn’t for sure … probably best to just hope you’re wife number two.
It’s also illegal to 

  • Wander aimlessly or leaving the house without knowing where you are going
  • Feed the sharks
  • Get a tattoo behind the ear
  • For twins to work for the same company
  • Billboards are 100 percent illegal
  • Disturbing a pigeons rest
  • Not have a boat
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