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How do you know flowers are capable of kissing?
They have tulips.
A Poodle walks into the Groomer’s.
Groomer says, “What will it be today?”
Poodle says, “well I want it going with my waves on top, faded on one side, plug the other, and just make it all out of shape and messed up.”
Barber says, “Now why in the world do you want your hair cut like that.”
Poodle says, “That’s how you cut it last time”
Alright, who knows? Wolf or Coyote?
You’ll have to pardon our friend “Buckie”. He’s a little shy.
When I’m bored I send a text to a random number saying: “I hid the body….now what?”
A place allotted for animals to study human behavior.