Two Doe

Two hunters were dragging their dead deer back to their car. Another hunter approached pulling his along too. “Hey, I don’t want to tell you how to do something … but I can tell you that it’s much easier if you drag the deer in the other direction. Then the antlers won’t dig into the ground.” After the third hunter left, the two decided to try it. A little while later one hunter said to the other, “You know, that guy was right. This is a lot easier!” “Yeah, but we’re getting farther from the truck,” the other added.

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Buckie

You’ll have to pardon our friend “Buckie”.  He’s a little shy.

Paradise

Wouldn’t it be nice to live in a country where you had few rules to follow, you knew what all the rules were because it’s just a handful, and freedom was actually freedom?  Guess what, we found that place. In Paradise, gathering your own food is legal without a permit.  Driving your car? No need…

Bambi

Isn’t it fascinating how young children and animals have no fear.  It’s only when we are educated that we learn of situations to fear.  Ignorance is Bliss and, at times, ignorance can bring us many rewards like this fawn who found her way into our front yard, leaving behind her mother and older “sister” to find a bin full of corn and other deer goodies.

Deer Horn

Q: What did the doe say to the 24 point buck? A: Boy, you sure are horny!

Blue Jay on my Branch

Simplistic

Turkle Dinner

“He provided them with smiles as he barked for his dinner…”