You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I’m scared!
Funny car stories:
“Back in the day, I had a ‘Gas, Grass or Ass’ sticker on my MX-5’s dash, and I once had to give my mum a lift in it. She pointed at the sticker and said: “This is why you don’t have a girlfriend.” That sums it all up for me.“