
Category: Trains
Coming Thru
Like a golf ball that is already airborn whistling “Four”, the sound of a train yells “Coming thru” without a thought if stopping.
Two Drunks
Two drunks were walking upgrade between the railroad tracks. One of them said, “This is is longest stairway I have ever been on.” To this, the other replied, “It’s not the stairs that bother me, it’s the low banister.”