I See That Train

Grain Train

Frigid Air

Heavy Orange Thing

Coming Thru

Like a golf ball that is already airborn whistling “Four”, the sound of a train yells “Coming thru” without a thought if stopping.

Two Drunks

Two drunks were walking upgrade between the railroad tracks.  One of them said, “This is is longest stairway I have ever been on.”  To this, the other replied, “It’s not the stairs that bother me, it’s the low banister.”