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Open the Door
A cop pulls a guy over for suspected drunk driving. The cop opens the door and the driver falls out onto the asphalt. The cop says, “Holy sh**, you’re so drunk, you can’t even walk!” The drunk says, “No sh**, that’s why I took my car!”
Twisted Heart
#Supermoon December 3, 2017
Eyes of an Old Dog
Through the eyes of an old dog. Some things never change. One of those is preparing yourself for the inevitable facts that await you in 10 years, give or take a few, when buying a puppy. If it’s your first, you’ll learn a lot along the way through the eyes of a dog who has… Continue reading Eyes of an Old Dog
Elephant Foot
An elephant is drinking out of a river when he spots a turtle asleep on a log. The elephant ambles over and kicks the unsuspecting turtle clear across the river.“Why did you do that?” asks a passing giraffe.“Because I recognized it as the same turtle that took a nip out of my trunk 47 years… Continue reading Elephant Foot
Dog Breed
I’m a dog trainer. Before I met with a new client, I had her fill out a questionnaire. One question asked, “Why did you choose this breed?” My client responded, “I often ask myself this very same question.”
Serenity
Serene it is. Quiet still water as your imagination conjures pictures of an elephant-foot, tree trunk slowly growing in the water.
