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Open the Door
A cop pulls a guy over for suspected drunk driving. The cop opens the door and the driver falls out onto the asphalt. The cop says, “Holy sh**, you’re so drunk, you can’t even walk!” The drunk says, “No sh**, that’s why I took my car!”
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#Supermoon December 3, 2017
Elephant Foot
An elephant is drinking out of a river when he spots a turtle asleep on a log. The elephant ambles over and kicks the unsuspecting turtle clear across the river.“Why did you do that?” asks a passing giraffe.“Because I recognized it as the same turtle that took a nip out of my trunk 47 years… Continue reading Elephant Foot
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