I’m a dog trainer. Before I met with a new client, I had her fill out a questionnaire. One question asked, “Why did you choose this breed?” My client responded, “I often ask myself this very same question.”
Serene it is. Quiet still water as your imagination conjures pictures of an elephant-foot, tree trunk slowly growing in the water.
New movie coming soon! “Attack of the Cornfield”
There were three Aggies; one crane operator, one pole climber, one guide. The guide tied the crane to the end of a pole. The crane operator would then pick the pole up on end. The climber climbed to the top and dropped a tape measure which the guide promptly read and noted the measurement. The… Continue reading Yellow Crane
Deep in the African jungle, a safari was camped for the night. In the darkness, distant drums began a relentless throbbing that continued until dawn. The safari members were disturbed, but the guide reassured them: “Drums good. When drums stop, very bad.” Every night the drumming continued, and every night the guide reiterated, “Drums good.… Continue reading When Drums Stop, Very Bad!
A guy is walking through the country when he spots a sign that reads, “Talking Horse for Sale.” Intrigued, he walks up to the stable to check it out. “So what have you done with your life?” he asks the horse. “I’ve led a full life,” the horse answers miraculously. “I was born in The… Continue reading An UnStable Horse
“A woman walks into a bar with a duck under her arm. Barman says “Worry we don’t serve pigs in here,” The lady says “Its not a pig its a duck” The barman says “I am talking to the duck.”
It’s a chicks lif e
it’s not the ice cream guy but it might remind you of some really smooth vanilla ice cream.
My name ain’t Polly and no I don’t want no Damn cracker!” So sayith the bird.