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Waves are everywhere: they are a part of our daily lives, in and out of the water. Sound is a type of wave that travels through the air. Waves, or more precisely microwaves, can also help cook your food. A microwave is a form of radiation with wavelengths ranging from one meter to one millimeter.
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“If you are wealthy, be humble. Plants bend when they bear fruit.”
Last night I dreamt I was swimming in orange soda.
It was just a Fanta sea!
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“Oranges which are a great source of vitamin C are known to be a major contributor to the production of collagen; Collagen is known to help in the improvement of the skin, it also helps in the clothing and healing of wounds and also helps in the strengthening of the skin. https://afrifoodnetwork.com/articles/facts-about-orange/
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“If you are wealthy, be humble. Plants bend when they bear fruit.”
Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say: “Jesus is watching you!” Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again. “Jesus is watching you,” the voice boomed again. The burglar stopped dead again. He was frightened. Frantically, he looked all around. In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parrot. He asked the parrot: “Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?” “Yes”, said the parrot. The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, and asked the parrot: “What’s your name?” “Clarence,” said the bird. “That’s a dumb name for a parrot,” sneered the burglar. “What idiot named you Clarence?” The parrot said, “The same idiot who named the Rottweiller Jesus.”
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Stripes are a timeless pattern and have never truly gone out of style in today’s society. They still have a connotation of acting bold and daring. Stripes attract the eye and play with the eye; they will always stand out in a room filled with bold colours
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A cow has 32 teeth, and will chew about 40-50 times a minute. A cow will chew for up to eight hours a day, and can move their jaws about 40,000 times a day.
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“If you are wealthy, be humble. Plants bend when they bear fruit.”
An American battleship ship is traveling at night around Canada when the radio comes on. It says “Canadian Navy to American Battleship, we have detected that you are on a collision course with us. Please alter your course 5 degrees north by north-east to avoid collision, over.”
The ship’s captain looks at his crewmates, gives them a wink, and picks up the radio. He replies, “American Battleship to Canadian Navy, you are on a collision course with us. Please alter *your* course 5 degrees south by southwest to avoid collision. Over.”
The radio comes back on. “Canadian Navy to American Battleship, we can’t do that. Please alter your course 5 degrees north by north-east to avoid collision. Over.”
The captain takes the radio and, in his best show of authority, says “American Battleship to Canadian Navy. We are the USS Lincoln, one of the largest naval vessels in the entire US navy, and escorted by multiple support ships. If you do not alter your course, we will be forced to defend ourselves to avoid collision. Over.”
The radio goes silent for a moment.
Finally, it comes back on. “Canadian Navy to American Battleship. We are a lighthouse. Your call. Over.”
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In 1881, an ice floe forced the Sharp’s Island Lighthouse off its foundations, after which it floated nearly five miles down the Chesapeake with its keepers still inside until it ran aground, allowing the men to escape unharmed.
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“A lighthouse is not interested in who gets its light! It just gives it without thinking! Giving light is its nature!”
Good Morning LaPorte Indiana weather for 9/28/2022: 47°currently 58/37°high/low 0 mph winds Rain this Morning
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What do deer call hunters?
Doe Foe!
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Deer have an excellent sense of smell that they constantly improve by licking their noses to keep them moist. The shape of a deer’s foot allows it to survive in most habitats, such as a rainforest or tundra. Just like cows, deers have a four-chambered stomach. Deer do not have gallbladders.
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“If you are wealthy, be humble. Plants bend when they bear fruit.”
Good Morning LaPorte Indiana weather for 9/26/2022: 52°currently 56/49°high/low NW 15 mph winds Rain
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“U.S. cornexports set a record in 2021 at $18.7 billion. The sharp increase was attributed to China’s increased demand for imported corn and reduced competition from Brazil and Ukraine in other markets. Exports to China totaled $5.1 billion, sharply up from last year’s record. China became the largest destination for U.S. corn.” USDA
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Good Morning LaPorte Indiana weather for 9/25/2022: 53°currently 60/47°high/low 3 mph winds
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Which side of a goose has the most feathers?
The outside.
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“Goslings will bond to anything. Whatever a gosling sees when they first hatch, they will bond to. This includes anything that moves, whether it is alive or not. It may also include people if you happen to be around when the goslings are hatching.”
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