“He provided them with smiles as he barked for his dinner…”
Those wings are astonshing!
There’s a man who goes to the library and sees a frog there, who takes out 10 books. The next day, the man goes back to the library and sees the frog return the ten books, and check out another 16 books! The man is very curious to how the frog reads these books so… Continue reading Frog Style
“Coming together is a beginning; keeping together is progress; working together is success.” Henry Ford
Said the little Mallard Duckie : “This is MY Water! Go get your own!”
A man and his pet duck walk into a bar. It’s about 5pm, but they’re ready for a good night of drinking. They start off slowly, watching TV, drinking beer, eating peanuts. As the night goes on they move to mixed drinks, and then shooters, one after the other. Finally, the bartender says: “Last call.”… Continue reading Going Quackers!
A nuclear plant, a windmill and a solar panel are at a party, and the nuclear plant is getting all the attention from the hottest girls. Jealous, the windmill and solar panel ask the nuclear power what his secret is. Naturaly, the atomic power player says “Well, Mr. Windmill, you’re just spinning your wheels in place… Continue reading One Lonely Windmill
That water looks cold without a mate to snuggle up to.