Simplistic
Tag: animals
Turkle Dinner
“He provided them with smiles as he barked for his dinner…”
2 Swans a swimming
Those wings are astonshing!
Red heads
This little Woodpecker may be smarter than our first assumption about his choice of telephone poles. Although, you just never know where a termite might be crawling around. Then again, perhaps he was just trying to communicate.
Frog Style
There’s a man who goes to the library and sees a frog there, who takes out 10 books. The next day, the man goes back to the library and sees the frog return the ten books, and check out another 16 books! The man is very curious to how the frog reads these books so… Continue reading Frog Style
Working at It
“Coming together is a beginning; keeping together is progress; working together is success.” Henry Ford
Oh My!Water!
Said the little Mallard Duckie : “This is MY Water! Go get your own!”
Going Quackers!
A man and his pet duck walk into a bar. It’s about 5pm, but they’re ready for a good night of drinking. They start off slowly, watching TV, drinking beer, eating peanuts. As the night goes on they move to mixed drinks, and then shooters, one after the other. Finally, the bartender says: “Last call.”… Continue reading Going Quackers!
One Lonely Windmill
A nuclear plant, a windmill and a solar panel are at a party, and the nuclear plant is getting all the attention from the hottest girls. Jealous, the windmill and solar panel ask the nuclear power what his secret is. Naturaly, the atomic power player says “Well, Mr. Windmill, you’re just spinning your wheels in place… Continue reading One Lonely Windmill
The Lone Goose
That water looks cold without a mate to snuggle up to.
