Tag: birds
Bath Time
Dr Frankenstein: I’ve just invented something that everyone in the world will want!
You know how you get a nasty ring around the bathtub every time you use it, and you have to clean the ring off?
Igor: Yes, I hate it.
Dr Frankenstein: Well, you need never have a bathtub ring again!
I’ve invented the square tub .
Streamlined
In 1947, Porsche began work on its 356. In many ways, it was like the original iPhone. It wasn’t perfect. It was underpowered. But it was streamlined and aerodynamic. -Om Malik
Our Home, America
We all live in the same house. May 31, 2020.
ID
The American Goldfinch is often mistaken for a canary.
“Some of the biggest cases of mistaken identity are among intellectuals who have trouble remembering that they are not God. ” Thomas Sowell
Baltimore Orioles
True story…I was getting a hair cut…
…and wanted to start a conversation with the lady cutting my hair. Maybe she likes birds, so I tried, “This morning when I opened my garage door I heard six different kinds of bird song in the first 30 seconds.”
“Yeah, I guess.” OK, she is not interested in birds. Maybe sports, “This weekend i am taking the family up to Toronto and we are going to watch the Toronto Bluejays play the Baltimore Orioles.”
Silence. Then, “Wow, you are really into this bird thing, aren’t you.”
Really happened!
Majestic
The funniest fact we’ve ever read about bald eagles was that eagles are not as smart as other animals such as dolphins or parrots. The reason was because people are able to train parrots. Funny, maybe the human is the “not so smart” animal?!
