Corn fused

(Photo taken at Culver festival in Culver Indiana) It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. Thefarmer who lived nearby heard the noise. “Hey Willis!!” the farmer yelled. “Forget your troubles. Come in with us. Then I’ll help you get the wagon up.” “That’s mighty nice of you, ” Willis answered,… Continue reading Corn fused

When Drums Stop, Very Bad!

Deep in the African jungle, a safari was camped for the night. In the darkness, distant drums began a relentless throbbing that continued until dawn. The safari members were disturbed, but the guide reassured them: “Drums good. When drums stop, very bad.” Every night the drumming continued, and every night the guide reiterated, “Drums good.… Continue reading When Drums Stop, Very Bad!

An UnStable Horse

A guy is walking through the country when he spots a sign that reads, “Talking Horse for Sale.” Intrigued, he walks up to the stable to check it out. “So what have you done with your life?” he asks the horse. “I’ve led a full life,” the horse answers miraculously. “I was born in The… Continue reading An UnStable Horse

Lumberjack “Supplies”

A Chinese man comes to the lumberjack camp looking for work. The boss says “OK, you’re hired. You’re in charge of the supplies.” “The supplies? OK, I do supplies.” And he’s hired. Next morning, the lumberjacks leave the camp for their day’s work. When they return in the evening, there is no sign of the… Continue reading Lumberjack “Supplies”