This little bird came to visit. Anyone know the breed of bird?
Grape Jelly, it’s the other gold.
Beauty in the middle of town.
That’s a funny looking black nose ya got there, human!” Said number 375
Sunlight on my Roof
Nothin’ from nothin’ leaves nothin’ as the song goes. Fussing and fighting over subjects which have been at issue for hundreds of years makes no sense to those of us who understand the real problem and the real solution. The solution is looking at you but many are too blind to see and reluctant to… Continue reading Homelessness Hungry Poor Tax Cut
“I’ve spent so many years talking about lame ducks in the White House and Congress, and it’s never occurred to me to find out what the heck it means. It turns out it’s an old English hunting term – something about firing at a duck without quite killing it. In any case, the hobbled duck… Continue reading It Ain’t Lame Duck
A cop pulls a guy over for suspected drunk driving. The cop opens the door and the driver falls out onto the asphalt. The cop says, “Holy sh**, you’re so drunk, you can’t even walk!” The drunk says, “No sh**, that’s why I took my car!”
Watermelon Patch A small-town country farmer has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers that some of the local kids have been helping themselves to his prized watermelons. The farmer thinks of ways to discourage this profit-eating situation. So he puts up a sign that reads: “WARNING! ONE OF THESE WATERMELONS CONTAINS CYANIDE!” He… Continue reading The Harvesters Patch