Texting

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When I’m bored I send a text to a random number saying: “I hid the body….now what?”

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A Rolling Stone?

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller.  He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia whack. He says to her, “Miss Whack, I’d like to get a $10,000 loan to take a holiday.” Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and askes his name.  The frog tells her his… Continue reading A Rolling Stone?