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Talking Horse” joke
A jogger running down a country road is startled as a horse yells at him, “Hey – come over here, buddy.” The jogger is stunned but runs over to the fence where the horse is standing and asks, “Were you talking to me?”
The horse replies, “Sure was, man. I’ve got a problem. I won the Kentucky Derby a few years ago and this farmer bought me and now all I do is pull a plow and I’m sick of it. Why don’t you run up to the house and offer him $5,000 to buy me. I’ll make you some money cause I can still run.”
The jogger thought to himself, “Boy, a talking horse.”
Dollar signs started appearing in his head. So he runs to the house and the old farmer is sitting on the porch. The jogger tells the farmer, “Hey, man, I’ll give you $5,000 for that old broken down nag you’ve got in the field.”
The farmer replies, “Son, you can’t believe anything that horse says – he’s never even been to Kentucky.”
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Horses which have been tamed usually live to be around 25 years old.
However, the oldest domestic horse on record was Old Billy, who died at the age of 62.
No philosophers so thoroughly comprehend us as dogs and horses.Herman Melville