Mr. Squirrel thinks our electrical outlet box is a microphone to order more corn for the bird feeder.
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Tag: humor
Glass Walls
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Poodle Pun
A Poodle walks into the Groomer’s.
Groomer says, “What will it be today?”
Poodle says, “well I want it going with my waves on top, faded on one side, plug the other, and just make it all out of shape and messed up.”
Barber says, “Now why in the world do you want your hair cut like that.”
Poodle says, “That’s how you cut it last time”
Dollar Passing
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Making ends meet
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Texting
When I’m bored I send a text to a random number saying: “I hid the body….now what?”
