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Tag: humor
A Beautiful Spot
An absolutely beautiful spot to lay down a blanket, open a picnic basket, and sit close to a loved one. We are all in a beautiful spot today on this New Years Day, as we are everyday, to begin anew with hopes and dreams. Each day is a new chance to make your dreams come true.
Speaking of dreams:
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for our anniversary. What do you think it means?”
“You’ll know tonight,” he said.
That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife.
Delighted, she opened it to find a book entitled “The Meaning of Dreams.”
People and Dogs
People and Dogs go together like bread and butter. Here are a few jokes to go with that smile.
Q: How are a dog and a marine biologist alike?
A: One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.
Q: What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
A: A friend you can count on.
Q: What does my dog and my phone have in common?
A: They both have collar I.D.
Q: What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?
A: He stole the show!
Majestic
The funniest fact we’ve ever read about bald eagles was that eagles are not as smart as other animals such as dolphins or parrots. The reason was because people are able to train parrots. Funny, maybe the human is the “not so smart” animal?!
Goose Beach
It’s not always good to get a goose. Some refer to geese as a wonderful Christmas dinner, others find them to be beautiful birds of nature but when it comes to someone giving you a goose on the behind it can be a real b@#×ch.
Upside Down and Sideways
You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I’m scared!
