Q: What did the doe say to the 24 point buck? A: Boy, you sure are horny!
“A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.” Charles Spurgeon
Little Johnny’s teacher asks him to make a sentence using the following words: defeat, deduct, defense and detail. Little Johnny says, “De feet of de duck went over de fence before de tail.”
A father and son went hunting together for the first time. The father said “Stay here and be very QUIET. I’ll be across the field.” A few minutes later, the father heard a blood curdling scream and ran back to his son. “What’s wrong?” the father asked. “I told you to be quiet.” The son… Continue reading Togetherness