Green Acres


A man decided to start a chicken farm and bought 24 to get started. A week later he bought another 24 and another 24 the week after that. When his friend asked how his chicken farm was coming along the man replied, “Not one of them has grown yet. I wonder if I’m planting them too deep?”

Poodle Pun

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A Poodle walks into the Groomer’s.

Groomer says, “What will it be today?”

Poodle says, “well I want it going with my waves on top, faded on one side, plug the other, and just make it all out of shape and messed up.”

Barber says, “Now why in the world do you want your hair cut like that.”

Poodle says, “That’s how you cut it last time”

Togetherness

A father and son went hunting together for the first time. The father said “Stay here and be very QUIET. I’ll be across the field.” A few minutes later, the father heard a blood curdling scream and ran back to his son. “What’s wrong?” the father asked. “I told you to be quiet.” The son… Continue reading Togetherness

An UnStable Horse

A guy is walking through the country when he spots a sign that reads, “Talking Horse for Sale.” Intrigued, he walks up to the stable to check it out. “So what have you done with your life?” he asks the horse. “I’ve led a full life,” the horse answers miraculously. “I was born in The… Continue reading An UnStable Horse