Hit and Run

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Poodle Pun

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A Poodle walks into the Groomer’s.

Groomer says, “What will it be today?”

Poodle says, “well I want it going with my waves on top, faded on one side, plug the other, and just make it all out of shape and messed up.”

Barber says, “Now why in the world do you want your hair cut like that.”

Poodle says, “That’s how you cut it last time”

Togetherness

A father and son went hunting together for the first time. The father said “Stay here and be very QUIET. I’ll be across the field.” A few minutes later, the father heard a blood curdling scream and ran back to his son. “What’s wrong?” the father asked. “I told you to be quiet.” The son… Continue reading Togetherness