Son: “Daddy, I have to write a special report for school, but I don’t know what Politics is.”Father: “Well, let’s take our home as an example. I am the bread-winner, so let’s call me Capitalism. Your Mom is the administrator of money, so we’ll call her Government . We take care of your need, so let’s call you The People. We’ll… Continue reading The House
Blonde joke : How are we going to get through all of these docks to get to the lighthouse to reach land?
An elephant is drinking out of a river when he spots a turtle asleep on a log. The elephant ambles over and kicks the unsuspecting turtle clear across the river.“Why did you do that?” asks a passing giraffe.“Because I recognized it as the same turtle that took a nip out of my trunk 47 years… Continue reading Elephant Foot
There were three Aggies; one crane operator, one pole climber, one guide. The guide tied the crane to the end of a pole. The crane operator would then pick the pole up on end. The climber climbed to the top and dropped a tape measure which the guide promptly read and noted the measurement. The… Continue reading Yellow Crane
A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory exploration. With their eyes closed, they would feel objects from pumice stones to pine cones and smell aromatic herbs and exotic fruits. Then one day, the teacher brought in a great variety of lifesavers, more flavors than you could… Continue reading Sensory Exploration
I’m the part of a tree that is not in the sky or under the ground. I can move throughout the day and change shape. What am I? Answer: Its shadow.
(Photo taken at Culver festival in Culver Indiana) It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. Thefarmer who lived nearby heard the noise. “Hey Willis!!” the farmer yelled. “Forget your troubles. Come in with us. Then I’ll help you get the wagon up.” “That’s mighty nice of you, ” Willis answered,… Continue reading Corn fused
Deep in the African jungle, a safari was camped for the night. In the darkness, distant drums began a relentless throbbing that continued until dawn. The safari members were disturbed, but the guide reassured them: “Drums good. When drums stop, very bad.” Every night the drumming continued, and every night the guide reiterated, “Drums good.… Continue reading When Drums Stop, Very Bad!
A Chinese man comes to the lumberjack camp looking for work. The boss says “OK, you’re hired. You’re in charge of the supplies.” “The supplies? OK, I do supplies.” And he’s hired. Next morning, the lumberjacks leave the camp for their day’s work. When they return in the evening, there is no sign of the… Continue reading Lumberjack “Supplies”
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