A Beautiful Spot

An absolutely beautiful spot to lay down a blanket, open a picnic basket, and sit close to a loved one.  We are all in a beautiful spot today on this New Years Day, as we are everyday, to begin anew with hopes and dreams.  Each day is a new chance to make your dreams come true.

Speaking of dreams:

After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for our anniversary. What do you think it means?”

“You’ll know tonight,” he said.

That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife.

Delighted, she opened it to find a book entitled “The Meaning of Dreams.”

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Deer Horn

Q: What did the doe say to the 24 point buck? A: Boy, you sure are horny!

Skully, it’s aliens

Customers at a doctor’s office.

Chooo Chooooo

“A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.”  Charles Spurgeon

It’s Duckie

Little Johnny’s teacher asks him to make a sentence using the following words: defeat, deduct, defense and detail. Little Johnny says, “De feet of de duck went over de fence before de tail.”

The House

Son: “Daddy, I have to write a special report for school, but I don’t know what Politics is.”Father: “Well, let’s take our home as an example. I am the bread-winner, so let’s call me Capitalism. Your Mom is the administrator of money, so we’ll call her Government . We take care of your need, so let’s call you The People. We’ll…

Land Ho!

Blonde joke :  How are we going to get through all of these docks to get to the lighthouse to reach land?

Yellow Crane

There were three Aggies; one crane operator, one pole climber, one guide. The guide tied the crane to the end of a pole. The crane operator would then pick the pole up on end. The climber climbed to the top and dropped a tape measure which the guide promptly read and noted the measurement. The…

Sensory Exploration

A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory exploration. With their eyes closed, they would feel objects from pumice stones to pine cones and smell aromatic herbs and exotic fruits. Then one day, the teacher brought in a great variety of lifesavers, more flavors than you could…

Corn fused

(Photo taken at Culver festival in Culver Indiana) It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. Thefarmer who lived nearby heard the noise. “Hey Willis!!” the farmer yelled. “Forget your troubles. Come in with us. Then I’ll help you get the wagon up.” “That’s mighty nice of you, ” Willis answered,…