Deer Horn

Q: What did the doe say to the 24 point buck? A: Boy, you sure are horny!

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The House

Son: “Daddy, I have to write a special report for school, but I don’t know what Politics is.”Father: “Well, let’s take our home as an example. I am the bread-winner, so let’s call me Capitalism. Your Mom is the administrator of money, so we’ll call her Government . We take care of your need, so let’s call you The People. We’ll… Continue reading The House

Yellow Crane

There were three Aggies; one crane operator, one pole climber, one guide. The guide tied the crane to the end of a pole. The crane operator would then pick the pole up on end. The climber climbed to the top and dropped a tape measure which the guide promptly read and noted the measurement. The… Continue reading Yellow Crane