Q: What did the doe say to the 24 point buck? A: Boy, you sure are horny!
“A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.” Charles Spurgeon
Little Johnny’s teacher asks him to make a sentence using the following words: defeat, deduct, defense and detail. Little Johnny says, “De feet of de duck went over de fence before de tail.”
Son: “Daddy, I have to write a special report for school, but I don’t know what Politics is.”Father: “Well, let’s take our home as an example. I am the bread-winner, so let’s call me Capitalism. Your Mom is the administrator of money, so we’ll call her Government . We take care of your need, so let’s call you The People. We’ll… Continue reading The House
Blonde joke : How are we going to get through all of these docks to get to the lighthouse to reach land?
There were three Aggies; one crane operator, one pole climber, one guide. The guide tied the crane to the end of a pole. The crane operator would then pick the pole up on end. The climber climbed to the top and dropped a tape measure which the guide promptly read and noted the measurement. The… Continue reading Yellow Crane