People and Dogs go together like bread and butter. Here are a few jokes to go with that smile.
Q: How are a dog and a marine biologist alike?
A: One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.
Q: What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
A: A friend you can count on.
Q: What does my dog and my phone have in common?
A: They both have collar I.D.
Q: What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?
A: He stole the show!
You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I’m scared!