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People and Dogs
People and Dogs go together like bread and butter. Here are a few jokes to go with that smile.
Q: How are a dog and a marine biologist alike?
A: One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.
Q: What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
A: A friend you can count on.
Q: What does my dog and my phone have in common?
A: They both have collar I.D.
Q: What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?
A: He stole the show!
Wink! Wink!
“It is inaccurate to say that I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty, and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible for public office.” H. L. Mencken
Upside Down and Sideways
You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I’m scared!
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