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Good Morning! 10/2/2022
Today’s Theme: Bird
Photo of the Day
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LaPorte Indiana weather for 10/2/2022:
43°currently
69/35 °high/low
E 0 mph winds
Precipitation: Sunny
Today‘s Joke
Sent to us by: Best Funny Joke
Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty.
He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say: “Jesus is watching you!” Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again.
“Jesus is watching you,” the voice boomed again.
The burglar stopped dead again.
He was frightened.
Frantically, he looked all around.
In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parrot.
He asked the parrot: “Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?” “Yes”, said the parrot.
The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, and asked the parrot: “What’s your name?” “Clarence,” said the bird.
“That’s a dumb name for a parrot,” sneered the burglar.
“What idiot named you Clarence?” The parrot said, “The same idiot who named the Rottweiller Jesus.”
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Fun Fact:
- “Birds are descended from prehistoric avialans (including Archaeopteryx), which first emerged in China around 160 million years ago (mya).”
https://www.birdbaron.com/fun-facts-about-birds/
Quotes
“If you are wealthy, be humble. Plants bend when they bear fruit.”
Sai Baba
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Movie of the Week
Good Morning! 10/1/2022
Today’s Theme:
Photo of the Day: Stripes
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LaPorte Indiana weather for 10/1/2022:
53°currently
68/46°high/low
2 mph winds
Precipitation: clear view of the sun
Today‘s Joke
Sent to us by: Frangi Pangi
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Fun Fact:
- Stripes are a timeless pattern and have never truly gone out of style in today’s society. They still have a connotation of acting bold and daring. Stripes attract the eye and play with the eye; they will always stand out in a room filled with bold colours
Quotes
“If you are wealthy, be humble. Plants bend when they bear fruit.”
Sai Baba
Recipes to Try
https://www.hersheyland.com/recipes/kisses-candy-cane-blossoms.html
Movie of the Week
Good Morning! 9/30/2022
Today’s Theme: Cow
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LaPorte Indiana weather for 9/30/2022:
38°currently
66/42°high/low
E 0 mph winds
Precipitation: Some of the blue sky will be visible
Today‘s Joke
Sent to us by: Readers Digest
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, silly, cows go moo!
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Fun Fact:
Fact brought to us by: Clover Meadow Beef
A cow has 32 teeth, and will chew about 40-50 times a minute. A cow will chew for up to eight hours a day, and can move their jaws about 40,000 times a day.
Quotes
“If you are wealthy, be humble. Plants bend when they bear fruit.”
Sai Baba
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Movie of the Week
Good Morning! 9/29/2022
Today’s Theme: Lighthouse
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LaPorte Indiana weather for 9/28/2022:
36°currently
62/39°high/low
E 0 mph winds
Precipitation: God is not crying today
Today‘s Joke
Sent to us by: Upjoke
An American battleship ship is traveling at night around Canada when the radio comes on. It says “Canadian Navy to American Battleship, we have detected that you are on a collision course with us. Please alter your course 5 degrees north by north-east to avoid collision, over.”
The ship’s captain looks at his crewmates, gives them a wink, and picks up the radio. He replies, “American Battleship to Canadian Navy, you are on a collision course with us. Please alter *your* course 5 degrees south by southwest to avoid collision. Over.”
The radio comes back on. “Canadian Navy to American Battleship, we can’t do that. Please alter your course 5 degrees north by north-east to avoid collision. Over.”
The captain takes the radio and, in his best show of authority, says “American Battleship to Canadian Navy. We are the USS Lincoln, one of the largest naval vessels in the entire US navy, and escorted by multiple support ships. If you do not alter your course, we will be forced to defend ourselves to avoid collision. Over.”
The radio goes silent for a moment.
Finally, it comes back on. “Canadian Navy to American Battleship. We are a lighthouse. Your call. Over.”
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Fun Fact:
Fact brought to you by: Kickass Facts
- In 1881, an ice floe forced the Sharp’s Island Lighthouse off its foundations, after which it floated nearly five miles down the Chesapeake with its keepers still inside until it ran aground, allowing the men to escape unharmed.
Quotes
“A lighthouse is not interested in who gets its light! It just gives it without thinking! Giving light is its nature!”
Mehmet Murat ildan
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Movie of the Week
Good Morning! 9/28/2022
Today’s Theme: Deer
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LaPorte Indiana weather for 9/28/2022:
47°currently
58/37°high/low
0 mph winds
Rain this Morning
Today‘s Joke
Sent to us by: John R
What do deer call hunters?
Doe Foe!
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Fun Fact:
- Deer have an excellent sense of smell that they constantly improve by licking their noses to keep them moist. The shape of a deer’s foot allows it to survive in most habitats, such as a rainforest or tundra. Just like cows, deers have a four-chambered stomach. Deer do not have gallbladders.
Quotes
“If you are wealthy, be humble. Plants bend when they bear fruit.”
Sai Baba
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Movie of the Week
Good Morning! 9/26/2022
Today’s Theme: Corn
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LaPorte Indiana weather for 9/26/2022:
52°currently
56/49°high/low
NW 15 mph winds
Rain
Today‘s Joke
Sent to us by: Arlene M.
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Fun Fact:
“U.S. corn exports set a record in 2021 at $18.7 billion. The sharp increase was attributed to China’s increased demand for imported corn and reduced competition from Brazil and Ukraine in other markets. Exports to China totaled $5.1 billion, sharply up from last year’s record. China became the largest destination for U.S. corn.” USDA
Quotes
“If you are wealthy, be humble. Plants bend when they bear fruit.”
Sai Baba
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Movie of the Week
Good Morning! 9/26/2022
Today’s Theme: Goose
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LaPorte Indiana weather for 9/25/2022:
53°currently
60/47°high/low
3 mph winds
Today‘s Joke
Sent to us by: Arlene M.
Which side of a goose has the most feathers?
The outside.
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Fun Fact:
“Goslings will bond to anything. Whatever a gosling sees when they first hatch, they will bond to. This includes anything that moves, whether it is alive or not. It may also include people if you happen to be around when the goslings are hatching.”
Quotes
“If you are wealthy, be humble. Plants bend when they bear fruit.”
Sai Baba
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Movie of the Week
Your Biggest Fan
September 25 2022
by Kimberly Mann
National Daughter Day brings to mind all the years I had when my Mother and Father offered praise for all that I had accomplished whether it was learning my ABCs at three years old or getting my first job at seventeen.
The years went on with less and less contact to where Holidays were the only times we spent together but phone calls of praise came at least once per week.
Its really tough when those phone calls slow down and only one of your most ultimate fans is left because you know the day is coming when those phone calls will cease to exist as they do with all human beings. On that day, the meaning of National Daughter day will change forever.
Take advantage of the bickering and fighting. It means they love you and will fight to help you along your path.
Good Morning! 9/25/2022
Today’s Theme: Indian
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Good Morning 9/25/2022
LaPorte Indiana weather:
57°currently
63/51°high/low
9 mph winds
Today‘s Joke
Sent to us by: Archie B.
An Indian Chief drinks 1,000 gallons of ice tea
He drowned in his own tepee.
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Fun Fact:
The ancestors of contemporary American Indians were members of nomadic hunting and gathering cultures. These peoples traveled in small family-based bands that moved from Asia to North America during the last ice age; from approximately 30,000-12,000 years ago, sea levels were so low that a ” land bridge ” connecting the two continents was exposed.
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“If you are wealthy, be humble. Plants bend when they bear fruit.”
Sai Baba
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