People and Dogs

People and Dogs go together like bread and butter. Here are a few jokes to go with that smile.

Q: How are a dog and a marine biologist alike?

A: One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.

Q: What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

A: A friend you can count on.

Q: What does my dog and my phone have in common?

A: They both have collar I.D.

Q: What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?

A: He stole the show!

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