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Hit and Run

Must Be a Guy!

The European Starling will often evict the Red-bellied Woodpecker from its nest. The male has a wider tongue tip and longer bill than the female, allowing him to reach deeper into crevices to find prey. Studies have shown the male forages on the tree trunk, while the female forages mostly on limbs.

Thanks to our Friends At WhatBird.com for the Information.  Find out more about different kinds of Woodpeckers at WhatBird.com

 

Two Doe

Two hunters were dragging their dead deer back to their car. Another hunter approached pulling his along too. “Hey, I don’t want to tell you how to do something … but I can tell you that it’s much easier if you drag the deer in the other direction. Then the antlers won’t dig into the ground.” After the third hunter left, the two decided to try it. A little while later one hunter said to the other, “You know, that guy was right. This is a lot easier!” “Yeah, but we’re getting farther from the truck,” the other added.

Thank you from our friends at Jokes4us.com for the Joke.

Two Lips

How do you know flowers are capable of kissing?

They have tulips.

Poodle Pun

A Poodle walks into the Groomer’s.

Groomer says, “What will it be today?”

Poodle says, “well I want it going with my waves on top, faded on one side, plug the other, and just make it all out of shape and messed up.”

Barber says, “Now why in the world do you want your hair cut like that.”

Poodle says, “That’s how you cut it last time”

Snow Flakes

Ever heard someone say that there are no two snowflakes exactly alike?  Our friends over at Snowcrystal.com says

“The short answer to the question is yes — it is indeed extremely unlikely that two complex snowflakes will look exactly alike.  It’s so extremely unlikely, in fact, that even if you looked at every one ever made you would not find any exact duplicates.
The long answer is a bit more involved — it depends on just what you mean by “alike,” and on just what you mean by “snowflake.”  Let’s look at the possibilities….” Find out more about snowflakes at snowflakes.com